The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
Vodka with ice damages kidneys, rum with ice damages liver, gin with ice damages heart and whisky with ice damages brain. Why is Ice so dangerous?
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'