The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
I can make you see your brain! That's just how eye-roll.
Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss New york" So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
What do you call a low budget circumcision? A rip-off
Nurse in a care home walked past one of the bedrooms She sees an elderly lady sucking on her husbands penis.She came in and said "Mrs Philips, you can't do that.""Why not?" She asked, "I enjoy doing it.""Yes." She replied, "but it was meant to be buried with the rest of him."
So I said to the manager "try before you buy" It still got me kicked out of the sex toy shop.
What's the difference between an oyster shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhoea? One shucks between fits, the other fucks between shits.
I once told a joke about Orpheus and Eurydice. Looking back...It was a bad idea.
So apparently Julie Andrews (best known for playing Mary Poppins) will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick... She claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell. In a statement, she said, “The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
Just put my father's ashes in the bin. I wish he'd stop smoking or just empty the tray himself.
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.