The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died from being crushed by a giant crab.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
Be a winner. Never, ever take drugs. Sell them.
Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moovies.
My family has been specializing in ventilator sales for over 40 years. I don't know why we've been getting so many creeps lately at our Only Fans store.
You know what disease is really hard to beat? Erectile dysfunction. (This better be OC, I just thought of it as my pharmacist denied my viagra prescription)