The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I bought a pair of Meatloaf underpants [NSFW] The front says "I would do anything for love", and the back says "but I won't do that".
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."
Sad News: The founder of /r/jokes has passed away RIP Larry Tesler, the UI designer that created Cut, Copy and Paste, died age 74
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.