The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Why did the horny rebellion only last two minutes? Because everyone came
Why was the overweight kid proud of his family's criminal history? He kept being told stories of how his grandfather and father were both big men and everyone knew they were well hung.
What's one thing you need to watch out for during a Jewish hurricane? The flying de-bris
A man gets himself a date and decides to surprise the girl with some flowers. He walks into a flower shop and the florist asks "Hey, what are you looking for, specifically?"The man says "To have sex"
Why should you never mention the number 288? It's two gross.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? UnBeeLeaveable!
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
How do you measure an idea? In ideograms.
Internet Explorer is so slow in catching up that... Microsoft Edge had to go back in time to tell Internet Explorer that it has been replaced
Marie Kondo says to donate anything that doesn't spark joy, but The Salvation Army says that amounts to human trafficking.