The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
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You usually don't get British Breakfast in Thailand.. but you will ocassionaly find two eggs and a sausage in places, where you were not even hoping for it.
You know why Iran's new navy has glass bottom ships...? So they can see the old Iran navy.
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Who would have thought that one day we'd be smoking weed at a family gathering.... .....but the illegal part would be the gathering.
The new Call of Duty just got released in Iraq They call it the Sims Note: this technically a repost
I think Pfizer got their drugs mixed up... I got the Covid vaccine, but now when I cough I get an erectipn.
Today at the gym, i asked a girl what her new year's resolution was She said ''Fuck you''so i'm pretty excited for 2022
What do you call a rapper with flatulence? 50 scents.
It's big, pink and hard first thing in the morning, and sometimes I get my wife to help me with it. Anybody else like the *Financial Times* crossword?
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.