The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I’m a proud American! I bleed red white and blue because I can’t afford to go to the hospital and find out what the hell is wrong with me!
Why is it so hard to talk to rich criminals? Because they never finish their sentences.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Take 2: Someone stole my credit cards and apparently made a purchase in a furniture store. I only found out when the bank contacted me and told me that my card had been reclined.
Man this book on natural selection is really fascinating me I wonder if there are any other books about the Darwin awards
Whats the worst part of eating 11 raw oysters out of your grandmothers vagina? Realizing you only put 10 in
A blonde is sitting next to a brunette on a plane. She turns to the dark haired woman and asks, "Where are you from?" The brunette haughtily replies, "I'm from a place where we know better than to end a sentence with a preposition."The blonde pauses for a second and then asks, "Where are you from, bitch?"