The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Dad, why is my sister called Makeup Tutorial? Because it was in your mom's browser history.Ok, thank you dad.No problem,
Why does texas have no power? Democrats stole the electrons.
I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet." "Ya bro sure!"
How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.
I strongly believe in karma. What you do to others you'll get back eventually. So the other week i was pouring ravioli down my neighbours letterbox. And I kept thinking - I wonder what thev've done to deserve this.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
What's the file extension of the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer intro? .rar
What do you call a white hat hacker from Pennsylvania? A penn tester
[OC] How do americans get to the shooting range? With the school bus
A bloke was sentenced to life imprisonment for murder and the judge also ordered him to have his hearing destroyed. I thought it was a bit harsh to be honest, life imprisonment and the deaf penalty
What's the difference between Antony Hopkins' character in Silence of the Lambs and someone who taunted Jeffery Dahmer as he ate? One's Hannibal Lechter and the other's a cannibal heckler.
What did the Dentist say when he was being prosecuted in court? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!!!!