The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Where is Jesus if he keeps going East? Easter
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I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
A racist, a murderer, and a wife beater walk into a bar The bartender says, "what can I get you officer?"
Two Londoners went to the sperm bank. A total waste of time. One of them came on the bus, the other one missed the tube!
What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
I was the number one tire salesman over 12 out of 15 quarters They were mostly Good years
My wife asked why I had so many olives on my plate. I told her it’s because I didn’t eat olive them.
Did you hear about the guy who's making "Colostomy Bag Pipes" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit.
Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance? Nether. They’re immigrants in America.