The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.
I was seeing this HOT chick about twice a week. But last week she saw me and closes her blinds now.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.