The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What happens when you get mixed up in an undersea gang war? You get a crab wound.So you go the police but they clam't help you.Eventually you end up at the hospital and they tell you you'll need a sturgeon.Then you murder everyone because you are so god damn tired of their undersea puns.
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
A JOKE MY DAD CAME UP WITH Since the united states has a nationwide coin shortage, does that mean we lack common cents?
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
I used to be a cashier at a gas station on the Canadian border. I would always ask what currency people would be paying with, but I stopped after a woman screamed at me for assuming her tender.
I dated a greek girl during my latest archeology expedition Radioactivity measurements of her remains confirmed she lived around 700BC
An old man said to his grandson playing on a tablet...You younger generation are too dependent on technology. His grandson said...Which one of us needs a pacemaker to live?
What are the 3 worst mistakes in business 1. Over-promising 2. Under-delivering
What do you call a rapper with flatulence? 50 scents.
I should go rob a bank where all the security guards are women I would be invisible to them
What's the difference between a man with multiple stab wounds and a knife juggler? Practice.