The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Life is like huffing butane... first you huff the butane, then you die
Why does God tell temperatures only in Kelvins and not Celsius or Fahrenheit? Because God's words are absolute.
What is the most calming scent? Chloroform
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
How do you compliment a Venezuelan girl? Tell her she looks like a trillion bucks.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
I have an idea for a restaurant, it’s a mixture of Jimmy John’s and a strip club I’ll call it “Jimmy Dongs”
Coronavirus came from Wuhan but it isn't the only disease to come from China There's also the Wu Ping cough.