The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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As a toy manufacturer, I've always believed that only kids know what kids want Which is why I only open factories in China.
Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell of a cliff? Because she was wearing her mittens.
Say what you like about China... [This post has been removed by the Communist Party of China (CPC) of the People's Republic of China at the discretion of General Xi Jinping]
When I was younger, my dad went to prison because he set his boss’s house on fire. I always wondered if I’d wind up in jail like my old man, so I visited him one weekend and I asked him, “Dad, are we all pyromaniacs in this family?” And he said... “Yes we are, son.”
What game do fascists like to play? Nahtzee.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
My school had a mental health fair But I didn’t have any to give, so I didn’t bother going.
My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle I responded, “That’s not right.”With a scowl, she pulled up google and proved to me that the earth is, in fact, tilted at a 23.5 degree angle.“Precisely,” I agreed. “If the angle were right it would be 90°.”
How much are tickets to wizards’ sporting events? About a quid each
What do you call two similar looking pair of breasts? Identities.