The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I live under a 4 million dollar roof. Bridges sure are expensive.
I want to hire a Mexican, An Italian and a Russian To show up at my funeral in black suits and say "thank you boss", then leave. Just so that my Family and Friends would think I had something Big going on.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
A good farmer is not just good at what he does He’s the best in his field
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
A farmer had a prized bull. Bred 300 times a year. The farmer's wife said "300 times, isn't that wonderful dear? Maybe you should watch him. Maybe he'll show you how." Farmer said "Yeah... he's a hell of a bull, but it wasn't all with the same cow."
I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms. It didn’t do so well, people kept telling me “Concentration Camp” was a bad name.
Can you name the 3 NFL team's mascots that start with the letter "F"? The Falcons, the Fourty-Niners and the F***ing Dolphins!
One farmer asks another \- "Are your cows smokers?"\- "No, that would be ridiculous!"\- "Then your barn is on fire."
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.