The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu-you get what you deserve.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Today i asked myself the question: Do I identify myself as a man or a woman. But then I knew after I spilled my coffee, I am just a disappointment.
Naked and Afraid is a fun show because you get to watch the participants removed from their comfort zones and they try and get something edible within the allotted time in order to survive a harsh environment that will punish them for every failure. Incidentally, that is also why I watch Chopped.
I just began a sexual relationship with a blind woman. Took me ages to get her husband's voice right, but at least I know she won't be seeing other people.