The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋

I helped my uncle jack off a horse My uncle jack is really heavy, so it was hard to get him off of the horse

Sean Connery finds a cupboard in his house he hasn't used before A rare moment of shelf discovery.

This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.

I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!

I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.

Im so sorry internet Whats the differance between being hungry and hornyDepends where the cucumber goes!!!

I was excited to find $20 in the back pocket of an old pair of jeans but the guy wearing them didn’t seem as excited.

How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.

My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…

Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.

I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.

I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts

How many baby boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just hire someone to do it and complain how back then a bulb used to cost a nickel

How often do scientists check the table of elements? Periodically

Did you hear about China's new space program? I hear it's going to be a Long March.