The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What did the doe say when she came out of the forest? I'll never do that for two bucks again
In a sex-ed class, the teacher asked me,"What was missing in your first sexual experience?" Apparently, my answer "Consent" was wrong.
Anyone got a fork and a plate? Reddit handed me a slice o cake, but 2hrs til it expires and they left me without silverware and fine china needed to enjoy it 🙁
To all the people that don't cover their mouths then they cough. You make me sick.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.