The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Apparently Kraft are opening a new factory in the Holy Land. They're calling it . . . Cheeses of Nazareth.
Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week.... Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casketThey put the left leg in....And then the trouble started
Isn’t it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth? It’s just named after that stuff on the ground. (Norm MacDonald)
Our Boss has locked all toilet paper away in the company safe. If you need to go to the toilet you have to get a dollar note from the cash register.
Bob gets home and tells his wife he just got a parking ticket for $2,000. She says “$2,000? Where the hell did you park?”“On a person.”
How does Santa keep his bathroom so spotless & clean? He uses Comet.
A man walks up to me and says.. .."Why are you making a fire around the pot of water you are in?"I say "Sorry, just trying to build my self a-steam."
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps. The next day he pooped his pants.