The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What’s long and hard, and hairy at one end? A toothbrush.
The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologsied to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!
My friend came back from the bathroom with wet hands. I noticed this. I said, “Wow it looks like you’ve washed your hands.” They say, “No, I just pissed on them so I can knock out two birds with one stone.”
My wife has developed a fetish with salad items... Earlier today she spent an hour trying to force a lettuce into my ass.And that was just the tip of the iceburg
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Robert Pattinson is an awful vampire It took him 11 years to figure out how to turn into a bat
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
You know those slices of American cheese you get from the supermarket? You're not going to be able to buy those anymore. Since Trump is going to make America grate again, apparently.
What do you call a film director that has crabs? Alfred Itchcock
A farm was bombed and only one cow survived. All the udders died.