The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
How do you get Texas to regulate their power grid? Rename it uterus.
Thanks to my internet service provider, I was finally able to read a book.... They had an outage
HURRICANE SANDY UPDATE Mitt Romney has advised everyone in the path of Hurricane Sandy to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd homes immediately.
China should have a cricket team. They can take out the whole world with one bat
What's the most unhealthy meal served in a nursing home? The Seizure salad.
When cashing out at the grocery store it was obvious my cashier was high, slow as hell, and insulting me under their breath. I still don't know if I like self-checkout.
Where does a zoophile go-to polish his instruments? In his lab
I’m a proud American! I bleed red white and blue because I can’t afford to go to the hospital and find out what the hell is wrong with me!
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
Doctor: Your dad’s not with us anymore Me: Damn, what happened? Doctor: He’s at a different hospital Me: Oh, whew Doctor: Dead tho
I once saw a dwarf of a criminal climb down the prison wall using a ladder And i thought to myself ‘oh thats a little CONdescending
What’s the best part about having Alzheimer’s disease? You can hide your own Easter eggs.
If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15. Did you make a prophet?
my friend bought tickets for the super bowl Llll on February 3rd 2019 in Atlanta not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. so if someone is interested The church is in Rochester, the womens name is Clarissa