The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest The man enters the bank.Man: I’m here to find out about the mortgageEmployee: I don’t really care.
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Wendy’s has the Baconator and a smaller Baconator called Son of Baconator There is also a secret menu item called Stepson of Baconator where Wendy’s finds a burger and ignores it for 10 years while banging its mom.
Why can’t cross-dressers and Slavs stay on beat? They’re always Russian or Dragging
Hey did I tell you I need to get stomach surgery? I'm kinda nervous because the surgeons name is Dr Hans R. Shakey
What are the 2 most Illegal drugs in Duckville Weed and Quack
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Why is P0rnhubs number 1 user Darth Maul? (I’m gonna get banned for this) Because he’s really horny
What do you call two nintendo fans doing incest? Super smash bros
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.