The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why don't they show vaginas in anime? Because then it would be a plot hole
Why do women have periods? Because they can't be questioned
Fork: "Who was that ladle I saw you with last night?" Spoon: "That was no ladle. That was my knife."
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y’know, one would have been enough.
My 5 year old grandson came up with this joke, and didn't even realize it was funny and made sense: Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom? Because he was dribbling. 😊
Introducing digital “crypto” humor. There is no set up. There’s no joke, and there is no punchline. You have to just trust that it’s funny.
Why are piggy banks so wise? They're filled with common cents.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
A woman has a car crash and afterwards is screaming "Where's my baby?" A policeman says to her, "Your baby's over there". "And over there. And up there. And back there."
A Mexican actor died while performing stunts for a movie. During the funeral, his mother walks towards the director and says,"Jesus died for your scenes."
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
My sister was yelling again and I slammed the door of her room so hard that a piece broke off the lock. Apparently, I fucked the shut up.
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.