The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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It is only when you see a mosquito land on your balls... that you realize there's always a way to solve problems without using violence.
I took some fiber supplements today Good shit.
How can you tell the US is getting back to normal after Covid19? There's been two mass shootings in the past week
What's the difference between a farmer and a pimp? The farmer makes an honest living with his hoe
Women are like parking spaces All the good ones are taken so when no ones looking you put it in a disabled one
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.
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Obvious media bias Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
Today my dad beat cancer. By the way what is your mom's zodiac sign?
A man forgot to zip his trousers... so a lady told him politely... “Sir your garage is open.” The man gave her a naughty smile and zipped his trousers and asked.. “Did you see my Range Rover parked inside?”The lady smiled back and said..“No, just one small Toyota with two flat tires.”