The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why did the horny rebellion only last two minutes? Because everyone came
What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping? My zipper.
And the world breathed a big sigh of relief... The USA decided to invade the USA this year, leaving everyone else safe
When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!"... When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated. Only results
Sand Castle with Grandma Today, I made sand castles with my grandma, but for some reason, everybody freaked out and called the cops on me.Next time, I'll do it away from the cremation center.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
The Emperor Augustus was touring the Empire, when he noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: "Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?""No your Highness," the man replied, "but my father was."
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!