The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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“Roses are red, violets are red, if you aren’t red, you get shot in the head.” \-Stalin 1946
This morning my alarm went off early. I thought its sell-by date was tomorrow.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you." The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?""No" says the boy, "But he minded his own fckng business."
For our silver wedding anniversary I got a map of the world, gave my wife a dart, and said we'd go wherever the dart lands! I'm happy to announce in october were going to spend a lovely 2 weeks by the fucking skirting board!
What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator.What do you call a regular looking potato?A commentator.There are two potatoes standing on the side of the road, how do you tell which one is the hooker?The one that says Idaho on it.
Lots of people are upset that R. Kelly posted bail, don't worry though It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Stupid Overcomplicated euphemism jokes 1.I’m a transaction manager for a multibillion dollar corporation I work as a McDonald’s cashier 2.“Mom there is a burglar in here” “No kid I’m just an asset reallocation specialist”3.“So what do you do for a living?” “I travel and driv... read more
This is the first mistake everybody is going to make in 2019 Edit: \*2020
Why did Trumps Team end up at a landscaping business for the announcement? Because he was the Lawn Order president
What size soda does Kim Jong-Un buy at 7-11? A supreme liter.
"Mum, how do you spell clitoris?" "I don’t know darling, ask your dad, it was on the tip of his tongue this morning"
Breaking News: Putin orders full investigation and promises severe punishment for whoever poisoned opposition politician Navalny... insufficiently.