The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
Eve wore a fig leaf in the garden but what did Adam wear? He wore a hole in that fig leaf.
I'm thinking about starting a donation website for men who can't afford Viagra I was going to call it "Dick starter"
Dismemberment isn't humorous unless you lose an arm
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ‟Do not do it! You’ve so much potential!”
As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind. We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.
I'm like Hank Hill when I'm in an argument. Stern, no nonsense, and my urethra narrows.
why is japans population so old? the last time they had a little boy it didnt go so well
I finally got out of an abusive relationship I'm glad, my hands were starting to hurt! ^(Source: SrGrafo stream musings)
Guess who’s getting some head tonight My pillow