The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it. Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds.
I remember when I first started using drugs. I was 18 years old. It all started with a spliff, the odd bong or two. Before I knew it, I'd started using amphetamines like speed and for a stronger buzz, I moved on to ecstasy. It wasn't long after, that I started on the hard stuff, like cocaine and heroin.I was a complete mess.I was broke and my body was ruined.But fuck me, what a night.
How do you know an angle is dead? When it shows no vital sines
I found a cucumber on the bathroom floor. I looked at it, disgusted, and showed it to my wife.I said, "Have you been masturbating with this?""No!" she gasped. I said, "Then why is it covered in cobwebs?"
There was a short period of time in ancient history when offenders were not only nailed to a cross, but also burned alive Fortunately, the practice ended and very few people were crucifried
To all those considering doing the "Kiki Challenge" please remember... You should never Drake and drive
I went to the liquor store today and I bought a bunch of bottles of wine. I’m getting ready to pay, and the cashier asked “you wanna box for those?” I looked at him and said “nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card?”
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it's full of blades.
Why did the headless horseman start work earlier than everyone else? He wanted to get ahead.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance
When my wife sends me to the supermarket to get cucumbers I also buy Vaseline so the cashier doesnt think that im a vegan
My 105-year-old grandmother's favorite joke A bag boy is pushing a woman's groceries out to her car. She thinks he's kind of cute, so she taps him on the shoulder and whispers "I have an itchy pussy."He shrugs and says, "Sorry, ma'am, all those Japanese cars look the same to me."
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.