The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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If you die and get cremated, . . . you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night.
Beggars are like mosquitos... You hope for cold weather, so they will stop bothering you.
A condom and a mask are sitting together on a park bench. A condom and a mask are sitting together on a park bench. The condom looks at the mask, and says “they won’t wear you either, huh?”
A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man stammered, "Yes."Bang! The robber shoots him.He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the husband and demands, "Did you see me rob this bank?"The husband quickly responds, "No....but my wife did!"
How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq Iran!
Pink Fluff... What's pink and fluffy?Pink FluffWhat's Blue and Fluffy?Pink Fluff holding it's breath.(My niece told me this)
Somebody set an alarm... ... To wake up green day.
Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.
I got a mail saying that I won 1 million dollars because I could read Maps backwards I thought to myself, "Thats just Spam"
I bought Earth once It was dirt cheap.
This morning my alarm went off early. I thought its sell-by date was tomorrow.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What's he going to change next-his hair? His clothes? His face?
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.