The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
Masturbation is the only thing not taxed, regulated or illegal Feel free to go fuck yourself
A boy goes to school with his kitten... ...the teacher asks the boy "Why did you bring your kitten to school today?" the boy replies, "I heard daddy yelling last night I'm going to eat that pussy. So I brought him hear to protect him."
Fighting COVID-19 by contact tracing and quarantining those with connections to infected people means that... Poor Kevin Bacon never gets to leave his home.
Scientists have invented a bomb that explodes when the temperature hits absolute zero It's called the "0K Boomer"
Vodka with ice damages kidneys, rum with ice damages liver, gin with ice damages heart and whisky with ice damages brain. Why is Ice so dangerous?
Comcast doesn’t need to have a Pride Month ad campaign. They suck dick all 12 months of the year.
Back in the civil war, gunshot wounds used to be the most gruesome, awful way to die. Now it's considered kid stuff.
I recruited a nice little girl and her cute cuddly kitten to the flat earthers this weekend. I also figured out the brakes on my truck are overdue to be replaced.