The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
What's a white supremacist's favorite leafy green? K-K-Kale
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore Shelly got chlamydia.
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
I went to McDonald’s and asked if they had any deals. The lady said, “We have the Travis Scott special, it comes with fries and a drink.” I asked, “does it include a burger or is it just the rapper?”
Why was the blacksmith charged with? Forgery.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
WANTED: Large amount of rats, mice and bed bugs … as my current rental agreement requires me to leave the apartment in the condition it was when I moved in.
A man parks his car in a 'disabled parking' spot when a traffic policeman shows up. 'Well well well sir,' says the policeman while getting his coupon book 'what is your handicap that allows you to park here?'After a brief moment of thinking the man awnsers: 'Tourette's sydrome, Cocksucker!'
Zayn leaving one direction is just like putting a fork into a sausage.. It leaves four little pricks.
There's a guy doing 60 in a 30 zone, so a policeman pulls him over Policeman says to driver: "I have reason to believe you've been doing drugs, sir." Driver replies: "Why, cos I'm black?!" Policeman: "No, sir, cos you haven't got a fucking car."
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…