The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
Banks should really do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. I went to four different ones today and they all said "Insufficient Funds"
Today I learned about Harvey E. Brown, a civil war surgeon who had so many amputations he ran out of fake legs and had to use a shovel. It was a ground-breaking medical procedure.
What's the difference between Daniel Day Lewis and a Mexican Salamander? One acts a little, one acts a lottle
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!
What is the most popular song in hell? Burn baby burn, Dantes inferno!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.