The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋
Catch the latest wave of humor with our collection of Twitter trending dad jokes! These jokes have gone viral, making waves across social media with their clever wordplay and hilarious punchlines. Whether they’re trending because of a clever twist or just their sheer silliness, our Twitter trending dad jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Explore the most popular dad jokes that everyone’s talking about on Twitter!
She said I won’t be able to make it.
A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... "I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on Twitter and post it on a different social media platform. Retweet if you agree.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
China is already welcoming Biden China is already welcoming Biden.They have even named a central landmark in Beijing for Biden."FOR BIDEN CITY!"
What is common between Reddit and China? They both don't like opinions.
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches...
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Only in England. £800 fine if you are caught at a house party during lock-down.But reduced to £400 if paid early.If you catch covid at the party, the government willgive you £500 to stay at home.That's £100 profit.This country is absolutely fucked.
I don't like over confident people Edit: Thanks for the silver!Edit2: thanks for the gold!Edit3: thanks for the platinum!Edit4: thanks guys! I never expected this post to blow up like it did!!Edit5: thanks for the argentinium!Edit6: thanks for the ternium!
Jay Leno went to Morgan Freeman’s house and had a lot of drinks. Leno suddenly started to urinate on Freeman’s carpet. Freeman was furious and ran after him as he kept on urinating. The banker next door saw the whole thing and decided to start a bank... Kids, that is the true story of how Jay-pee-Morgan-chase was named
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.