The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋

The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a “third world country” if they gain independence. I don’t know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them.

Before this year started, none of us could have predicted all this: Kobe Bryant, Australian fires, Coronavirus quarantine, Tiger King, toilet paper hoarding. I guess none of us truly had 2020 vision after all.

Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.Eddit: Leddit be heard, thank you for the silver! As for your platinum and gold, spreddit, you won’t regreddit!

I've compiled a list of the top 10 click bait articles on the internet Number 7 will shock you

Apparently all the bathroom fixtures in the Whitehouse are now gold. I just heard the President likes gold in showers.

A police officer arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states Solid, liquid and gas

The Only Idea Flat-Earthers Fear Is Sphere, Itself.my favorite joke ive ever created... and the only one...

I thought I had illegal software in my fridge but then I realized... It is open sauce

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television? Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

So Sandscript, Comic Sans, and Times New Roman walk into a bar. They order a drink and the bartender says, “Hey you, get out of here! We don’t serve your type!”

People are surprised that I have a Police record, but I love "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic."

I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.