The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋

"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'

Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.

Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.

With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content. A coronaissance, if you will.

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.

TIL (Today I learned) who coined the phrase "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" It was former US President Abraham Lincoln.

Stupid Overcomplicated euphemism jokes 1.I’m a transaction manager for a multibillion dollar corporation I work as a McDonald’s cashier 2.“Mom there is a burglar in here” “No kid I’m just an asset reallocation specialist”3.“So what do you do for a living?” “I travel and driv... read more

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There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.

I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.

How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.