The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋
Catch the latest wave of humor with our collection of Twitter trending dad jokes! These jokes have gone viral, making waves across social media with their clever wordplay and hilarious punchlines. Whether they’re trending because of a clever twist or just their sheer silliness, our Twitter trending dad jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Explore the most popular dad jokes that everyone’s talking about on Twitter!
Pirates get some crazy deals in the mall. For example, they can get piercings for just a buccaneer.
I hope I can save my herb garden from this infestation. I'm running out of thyme!
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
I don't like over confident people Edit: Thanks for the silver!Edit2: thanks for the gold!Edit3: thanks for the platinum!Edit4: thanks guys! I never expected this post to blow up like it did!!Edit5: thanks for the argentinium!Edit6: thanks for the ternium!
My mother in law just got Reddit I want to take this opportunity to let her know how much I truly love and appreciate all she does for me and my wife.
Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
Why did Trump play golf after the election ? Because that’s where the winner has the lowest score.
“Officer, you can’t give me a ticket. I have to go run the marathon tomorrow.” Cop: That’s not how you play the race card.
King Midas got a Twitter account and stared to post pictures of things he'd turned to gold. Within a days time every single tweet would land at exactly 1000 likes and 1618 comments. I guess you could say all of his tweets were golden ratioed.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
Elon Musk unveils pig with chip in its brain... ...it was from the Kenosha County Sheriff's Department.
A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were. I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."
Corona must have hit India hard... I´ve not recieved a single phone call this week fromMicrosoft to warn me about a virus on my computer.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?