The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋

Did you guys hear that Nicolas Cage robbed all the coins from a bank recently? Luckily he got caught and went to jail, plus all of the money got returned! He’s currently in a Nickleless Nicolas Cage Cage

My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.

I didn’t believe it when I read that the cast of “Friends” are reuniting after 20 years. No one told me life was gonna be this way.

I just got sent down to the stores for 10 metres of electrical wire, 6A rated, five cores (red, blue, yellow, black and earth). Weird flex, but OK.

Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.

cool funny jokes that i can copy and paste on to reddit wait this isn't googleshit

At one of his rallies Trump had the crowd chanting 12 more years! Personally I'm hoping for 12 to 20 with time off for good behavior.

How does Trump change a light bulb? He holds the bulb in the socket and waits for the universe to revolve around him.

Not only should masks be mandatory in public spaces But womandatory and childrendatory too

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whisky He gulps them down quickly. Bartender asks "What's the occasion?"Guy replies "First blowjob"Bartender "Wow, can I buy you another?"Guy retorts "No, if 3 don't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will"

I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…

How do you know coronavirus is an historic event? Forrest Gump is involved. .

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