The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋

Due to COVID-19, North Korea has shut down all of its air and railway routes across its borders with China, and is keeping all foreigners arriving in the country via China isolated for up to one month. TIL People are trying to get into North Korea.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?

She said I won’t be able to make it.

Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote.

Jealous of the success of the Travis Scott burger, Kylie Jenner has signed a deal with a competing chain. Coming soon: Eat Kylie's Taco at a Taco Bell near you.

What do you call it when you have your grandmother on speed dial. Instagram

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."

Quick tip on how to get lots of views on your Reddit posts Label it NSFW and repost (credit to a dozen other people)

You’ll NEVER believe THIS secret of how African fisherman are talking to worms to MAXIMISE their catch! Sorry, but this is click bait.

What did Melania Trump say to her speech writer? Thanks, Obama.

When Apple created the $700 wheels... Did they expect profits to start rolling in?

My banking app isn't working! I called their customer support and they said we can try deleting your cache!I was like hell no!

I called AMC customer service to ask if I could use popcorn vouchers to cover a margin call. The short answer is no.

“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”