The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋
Catch the latest wave of humor with our collection of Twitter trending dad jokes! These jokes have gone viral, making waves across social media with their clever wordplay and hilarious punchlines. Whether they’re trending because of a clever twist or just their sheer silliness, our Twitter trending dad jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Explore the most popular dad jokes that everyone’s talking about on Twitter!
She said I won’t be able to make it.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Hurricane Harvey is no joke. https://twitter.com/fema/status/902646949479841793To find out how to help, follow the link above.
How many people from Donald Trump's team would it take to change a lightbulb in the Oval office? 11.Donald, on his desk, holding the lightbulb in place. 10 morons rotating the desk
The only person Trump ever hired who was actually qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels Now you know who the best people are
A priest, a nun and some random dude walks into a bar They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs.The bartender says "that'll be 2020"
Our local planned parenthood refuses to provide homeless women with abortions. They say beggars can't be choosers.
What did the Reddit user say after setting off a bomb in a bank? Edit: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
[OC] My first music class in school started with the teacher letting us check out the instruments to decide what we wanted to play. I put a thump on a drum. I put a twang on the guitar. I even put a honk on the saxophone. After I was given my instrument I confessed that I wanted to play the bell. My teacher told me that if I liked it then I should have put a ring on it.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
Did you know the 80's pop band "A Flock of Seagulls" is gaining alot of attention in the middle east? They're getting really popular in Pakistan, Afghanistan And Iran, I ran so far away!
Someone threw a beer at Trump at Indianapolis NRA convention. He's fine. It was a draft so he dodged it perfectly.
We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion.... February 30, 2021
Tiger Woods issues statement to Reddit regarding tasteless comments about his emergency knee surgery in r/Jokes. "I won't stand for this"
Where do programmers like to hangout? The Foo Bar.