The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋
Catch the latest wave of humor with our collection of Twitter trending dad jokes! These jokes have gone viral, making waves across social media with their clever wordplay and hilarious punchlines. Whether they’re trending because of a clever twist or just their sheer silliness, our Twitter trending dad jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Explore the most popular dad jokes that everyone’s talking about on Twitter!
What's another name for an iPhone power cord? Apple juice.
One of my wife’s primary School’s student was wearing a Fitbit watch One of my wife’s primary School’s student was wearing a Fitbit watch, which prompted my wife to ask, “Are you tracking your steps?” “No,” said the little girl. “I wear this for Mum so she can show Dad when he gets home.”
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
I wish Reddit had read receipts... so I can see who I just disappointed
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What did the Reddit user say after setting off a bomb in a bank? Edit: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
Twitter is like a bank account When you enter the wrong opinion five times, your account gets locked
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
True story. Chicago-area preschool teacher teaching remotely today because of the storms. Her dogs started barking like crazy, interrupting the Zoom. She looked out her window and told/apologized to the class that the shovelers were there. 4 year old classmate replies, “Wow, your shovelers sound like dogs!”Been laughing at that one all day.
We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion.... February 30, 2021
What's the opposite of colonization? Coronization. Everybody stays the fuck at home.
Keith Flint failed his English at School. It was a really tough break because his final essay was excellent He just ran out of space
LPT for people like me who couldn't breath with a face mask on ....Take it out of the plastic bag first. I haven't felt like I was suffocating since I learned this.