The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry, my subcontractors are still working on it, we're behind schedule, my credit line and bank facilities won't get approved because my auditor won't release a clean audit report......it's a mess.
an occupation of a kid Mother: You can't imagine how many times I have to call him before he finally comes to me. I wonder what will he do for a living when he grows up... Father: a waiter?
I used to be a mass murderer... But then I got a vasectomy.
My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing So I took down his confederate flag
When I moved to a new state I decided to start identifying as a flower. I'm a transplant.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?
China Online What do you call a Chinese man with a slow internet connection?Lo Ding
I went to Dicks Sporting Goods and bought a heavy bad and 14oz gloves. The checkout clerk asked me, "Do you wanna box for those?" ... Why does it always have to be a fight with you people? Can't I just pay for them and go home?
I gave a homeless guy $5 today I gave this homeless guy $5 and an old lady behind me told me he's just going to use it for drugs, so I confronted him and asked where I could also get drugs for $5
Trump explodes in anger as he's refused entry to nativity scene Proof once and for all that he's unstable
Did you know, the cave where Jesus was resurrected... contained a large quantity of hydrating body lotion? He was moist-jew-rising.
So, I went to the doctor... She asked "What brings you here today?"I replied "My car."And then she looked down at the form, shook her head, checked a box, and commented under her breath: "Not sexually active."
Apparently sharks can grow up to 30 feet. I thought they were called fins.
A Chinese fella bursts out of the janitorial closet and exclaims Supplies!
I'm in a band called colon explosion. People say our music's the shit.