The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My Uncle just said to me, “All these mass shooting are happening because kids these days are so self entitled.” I said, “Why? Because they want to keep all the bullets?”Seriously, Fuck Him.
Help, my wife is missing!!! Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 170 centermeters tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never ... read more
A woman accidentally locked her keys in her car and was pacing frantically on the side of the street, when a soldier from Boston passing by saw this and assured her that he could help. She looked on in amazement as he removed his trousers, rolled them into a tight ball... ...and rubbed them against the car door.Magically, it opened!!"That's incredible!!" the woman gasped. "How did you do it?""Easy..." replied the soldier. "These are my khakis."
You’re all wrong, the Earth isn’t flat or round... It’s fucked
- I saw two men beating my mother in law - and you didn’t do anything?- nah, 3 people would be too many
Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles... In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy. They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn't. The flight attendant said, "Sorry, but we don't serve Peanuts on this flight."
I’m always playing with it. I always have it in my hand. I pull it out at family parties or hanging out with friends. I’ve been known to just whip it out in public, at the park, at the playground. I’m talking about my phone, you sicko!
My Uncle works at a crematorium.For his birthday, I bought him a bottle of lotion... Because he must be ashy...
Saw an old lady sitting alone in her front yard; in a canoe. I thought to myself... Now there's someone who could use a good paddle.
A man sent love letters to his crush for years, and even one day wrote, that he was going to be visiting her house, when he showed up, she asked “who are you” The man should have considered that he was a doctor and all she knew was his handwriting
What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm? The CIEIO.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, That makes two of us.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day? It's because they can't see sh!t at night.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner - it was just gathering dust!