The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

What does drinking kombucha and giving blow jobs have in common? If you've ever finished one properly, you already know.

I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them.

Dark humour is like food Not everyone gets it.

As a security guard, my Boss said my job is to watch the office I’m on season 6 so far, and not sure what this has to do with security.

How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Dad, did you get shot in the army? No, son. I only got shot in the leggy.

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I'm after you now.

Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.

My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.

My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'

I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!