The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.