The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I once went out with a girl who had really bad eczema on her chest... She had a cracking pair of tits.
Every since I bought a Tesla and they made weed legal, life hasn’t been the same Now I have to tell hitchhikers that ass is the only acceptable form of payment.
Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA. Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden.
What’s the difference between the “China Virus” and the Vietnam War? Trump dodged the Vietnam War.
What do you call a pair of nuts on the wall? Walnuts!I’ll see myself out
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin? It had excellent mussel memory.
Trumps so good at making jobs He even opened some up in Iran!
For my birthday, my brother made me pancakes! I told him to stop flattening my fucking birthday cake.
[Possible OC] What's the worst thing to write in Braille? Caution hot surface
Ireland Did you hear about the Diseased Colony in Ireland that stole everyone's money?.......It was a Leper Con.
On Christmas I was just minding my own business when I was visited by a few ghosts. The plot Dickens.
Did you hear about the local farmer? Who was feeding his pigs marmite? They gave birth to twiglets 🤌
Guys please stop making jokes about Helen Keller. They’re just plain senseless.
Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing.
What does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers ? Because he has shite fashion sense.