The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
A girl added me and sent me a picture of herself She looked so much like someone who would judge me based of my appearance so i blocked her.Cut toxic people out of your life because you deserve better (:
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack? Because it's assault.
How do spies have sex? Under-covers!
As a kid I was told that, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Also when I was a kid I was told by Bob Barker to, "..help control the pet population."I was raised to listen to my elders...
Who'd want to be Trump's security guard ? \- you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
All conspiracy theories were proved wrong. Trump will manage to stay in power by... ... dragging the vote count until 2024!
I went to pick up my tax forms and HOA application Turns out that's not what they sell at the Adult Store at all.
I used to work for a used computer sales shop. I tried to convince my boss to have a 9/11 sale, 2 towers for the price of 1. It didn’t fly.
Mr Richard's kid was a drug dealer. So, he kick him out. Finally, he got rid of his Adickson