The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do “PETA” and “Make a Wish Foundation” have in common? A 10% survival rate I’m so sorry
Mondays are like prostate exams... A pain in the ass, but at least they only happen once per week.
Another Monday Uggggg......Another Monday is near. All I look forward to anymore is laying down and relaxing on the couch after a long day of sitting upright and being tense on the couch.
I just found out there is over 1 million battered women in the United States and I’ve been eating them plain the whole time.
“Back in the day...” my grandfather started to say. “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well.” “But today...” he continued. “Wherever you go, there are cameras...”
It's amazing to think that we're living through a significant historic event. Well, 97.8% of us are.
If you say "gullible" slowly enough, it actually sounds like"oranges" Give it a try
Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend? Because she showed him no interest
Why did Trumps Team end up at a landscaping business for the announcement? Because he was the Lawn Order president
What was the excuse the closeted necrophiliac gave his girlfriend for missing dinner? "Was out having a cold one with the boys"
What do you call it when an ambulance crashes into the side of a hospital? A medical breakthrough...
I try to learn from my mistakes, but it's hard when they can't even wipe their own ass.
A joke on many levels What's gripping from start to finish?"The Rock Climber's Guide to Masturbation on the climb"
I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould.... I think I've set a dangerous president.
Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."