The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother
To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil.
"push push...harder.. you can do it.. little more!!" I was yelling at my pregnant wife.. But despite her best efforts,the car didn't start.
Apparently Boy George has... ... a pet lizard that bites people up to 5 times a day.He needs a calmer chameleon
Since I like helping the environment and recycling/reusing things I searched for a place with like-minded people. After a few days I finally found where they reuse and recycle almost everything: r/Jokes
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar... They both get pissed drunk and pass out. The man wakes up, pays his tab, begins to leave and the bartender points and says:“Oi! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!”The man turns and says:“It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”
Anyone else ever have their cake day hit them out of nowhere and have no real joke prepared? Yeah me neither.
Trump's 4th of July 'Salute to America' has bankrupted Washington D.C's Emergency Planning and Security Fund, which is used to provide police and security support at Presidential events. This throws uncertainty on whether or not the President will be able to hold the annual Turkey Pardoning Ceremony this November, which is expected to feature a Presidential Pardon for Trump's close personal friend Jeffrey Epstein.
Beer brewery manager on the phone with Mrs Jones: "Afraid I have bad news. Your husband fell into a vat of beer this morning." Mrs Jones started weeping. "Did he go quickly?" "He climbed out three times - but only to pee."