The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Five minutes after I'd picked him up the hitchhiker turned to me and asked whether I was at all nervous that he could be a murderer. "Not at all", I replied. "What are the odds of both of us being killers?"
What is a single piece of Tortellini called? Tortaloni
How do you scare a child? Tell them that a monster is in the closet. How do you scare a conservative? Tell them that *their* child is in the closet!
A Star Trek forum exists where Trekkies can debate additions to the universe's lore. It's called Prose and Khans.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Where do Salads try on clothes? The dressing room
What do you call an actor thats a program? What do you call a guy thats an actor and a program?Matt Daemon Tools.
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Why did the Proud Boy check on his sad friend? To make sure his friend was feeling... alt-right. Feel free to downvote me to reddit hell...
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What does Lucifer eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.