The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.