The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
The pessimist only sees darkness into the tunnel... The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnelThe realist sees a light approaching into the tunnelThe train driver sees 3 arseholes walking over the railwayEDDIT: u/mandrous's critic accepted!
What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J.
Netflix and Disney should just join forces to create the most controversial movie ever: a young girl becomes infatuated with makeup and skimpy outfits, but first she must save China from the threat of the Uighur. Call it *Mulan Rouge*
What is the female equivalent of a sausage fest? A clam bake
If someone gets burn damage and needs a skin graft, can I donate buttock tissue to help them? Ass skin for a friend.
Vaginas are like gyms. I'm rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope no one notices I don't.
I was recently the victim of a drone attack. I forgot to wear my beekeepers veil.
Laughing on the internet is not allowed It’s against the lol
PRIEST: you may now read the vows you have prepared ME: I think I misunderstood the assignment"just read what you have"ME: ok [deep breath]... A E I O U
People who act all intellectually superior by ending their thoughts with a Latin phrase—- usually have no idea what they are doing. Et al.
My psychiatrist said that I have too much self esteem. I think he's very wrong.Edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger.Edit: thank you for the titanium kind strangerEdit: oh my God I can't believe I got a ternion all powerful!
What do you get when you cross nu metal with professional networking? LinkedIn Park
2 buzzfeed writers walked into a bar What happened next will blow your minds!
What's the difference between Hitler's girlfriend and a female farmer? One bails her hay and one hails her bae.
Man: I love my women like fine wine. Woman: To enjoy them after dinner? Man: Secretly and securely hidden in my basement.